He stole a boat from an elderly guy. The guy was quicker than he thought.. and caught the guy by the shirt.. but hte guy ran away without a shirt.
So the boat owner calls the cops. The cop is sitting on top of the Braga Bridge (only way out with a boat is under that bridge). The guy WAVES to the cop. Cop says "hey you stop!" guy goes WOT. Runs out of gas in the water. Guy BAILS.. tries to swim. in 50 deg. water!
I guess when the DA was reading off the charges, the judge said "you forgot one more charge. BEING AN IDIOT"
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