I was coming down 24 tonight and what do I see? A blue skittle! I pull up real quick and look over to see Bruce.....like a good friend he gives me the bird. As a tried and true street racer I know that meant he wanted to race!!! SO I put the pedal to the floor and start pulling away! We all know Bruce's puny 4 banger can't hang with the pure muscle of a straight 6 Trailblazer.....


So as we keep going and all I see are his headlights dimming I go to take an exit at some speed between ooooooh shit and God damn!!!! Needless to say the TB starts losing some traction and I do a 180, of course Bruce sees this as an oppurtunity to catch up and is nose to nose with the TrailBlazer, so I punch it in reverse and start pulling away again while flipping him off!

As we come off the exit I pull up to the lights in reverse and wait for Bruce to pull up....I had my flashers on of course! He pulls up and I proceed to ask him what the retail is on his car....he yells back more than you can afford bitch! NEON!!!


The end!

hahahahaha

hahahaha WTF did you guys drink/smoke??? I wants someeeeeeeee

I smoked me a skittle!

thanks for the laugh nelson

you're lucky I had traffic or else the neon would of spanked ya. That's some crazy shit though, impressed with the 180.

Here come the ricer excuses!

haha nice guys

Heres a video of what went down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT8zn7TmIJU

I would of had you if my vtek yo kicked in... (ummm....wait a minute.....)

bruce u no has vtak

lol

you had me worried that you wrecked until i read where you put it in reverse...but i think you forgot to say , "how do you like dem apples, bruce?"

WTF

are our feerless leaders street racing? now what kind of example is that to the new guys? tisk tisk

ding ding ding, we have a winner, we were waitin for someone to say something. Besides the 'WTF' factor.

sounds pretty exciting actually. lol

only you Kris.

lol be nice! hah

lol I was......

off topic - my fault.. you going tomorrow bruce?

check out your myspace

here's a shot from bruces car

eh all in good fun. Great story by the way

Road's closed!! Find a new way home!!















Pizza Boy

Damn street racers!

I should have put a disclaimer at the bottom of the story explaining that this is a fictional story and that we do not condone racing on the street in a manner like this. We also hope that you don't try this at home.

lol WTF!!


"Bruce and I raced...."

Try it at the workplace, just not at home.

you guys are crazy.

Nice way to be role models. Now lets see you 2 take it to the track.

fuck the track.....I can't do 180's and shit at the track!
















btw can i reiterate that this is a joke?!

This isn't a joke, you driving in reverse and flipping me the bird is now burnt into my retinas.

did i hear something about an SS and a skittle going to eppin in the spring to settle this

lol if the TB can smaoke him imagine what the SS would do to him?

Sweet race! lol

actually you can do 180's at the track. this dumb ass did. just shift into reverse at 3/4 track and you can do it. this car barely hit 12's so we know he didnt over power the track
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsBjGdcXMXU